Trump will and should kick the bucket before Biden.

Not that it makes much difference but I’m inclined to say Trump will and should kick the bucket before Biden. Part of me thinks Trump might live longer just because that’s how things seem to be happening lately — any bad thing that can happen, happens. Biden is a war criminal and his administration with Obama bombed the shit out of my people, but he still seems to be a marginally better person than Trump. He has a little better karma on his side, though it’s all relative. 

Biden is older than Trump by three years so he has slightly worse odds, but they’re both geriatric. It’s a coin toss, really. But Trump got COVID. Sure, he survived it, but at what cost? They’re using Remdesivir for COVID treatments but people are iffy about its effectiveness. And according to some, the stuff they gave him is what athletes use for blood doping. Donald is getting fake oxygen and on God he’s gonna drop whenever they stop it. He has to. And there’s speculation that he had a mini stroke. Hello? COVID is primarily a cardiovascular disease. Whatever oxygen they’re giving him can only do so much. And there was that Simpsons episode about him dying, so you know… The great beyond and RBG both await. 

I also think it would be… hilarious. If he died. I know this is a historic election and it’ll affect hundreds of millions of people, but it would still be so funny if he just… drops. Right before the election. Everything is already surreal and batshit enough, this would be just another box checked off the 2020 bullshit list. COVID’s surprising and momentary redemption arc. I think we deserve to see it. To quote Biden: Inshallah. x

-Mackayleigh