December 22, 2024

Land of the Frauds

Death, Slavery, and the Retreat From Sadness

The Drastically Disillusioned Donald

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How long will Trump refute the election results?

Forever. Just really forever. Even in accepting the results, he has refuted the results. A Riot. It is a riot to behold if it wasn’t so serious. Historically, historians usually have to wait until Presidents are wayyyy dead to call one the worst, and even then, their arguments are pedantic as hell, citing memoirs, personal tapes, and journals. Those guys never find a right answer because they all have different criteria, and that is fair enough. Historians can agree that there’s not too much to disagree on anymore. Trump, a gambling man, must understand that there’s one horse that’s the clear favorite to win the race for Shittiest President Ever. And that Horse is actually a huge overweight ass.

-Werblus